The United States of North Trimea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Wade with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.073 billion North Trimeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoyo City. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Trimean economy, worth 288 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 139,316 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Trimea's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Trimea is ranked 248,155^th in the world and 9,137^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.